Seventy-nine years of research. Multi-stage filtration. Silent operation. Meet the world's first integrated rearward utility platform.
Elevators. Date nights. Quiet meetings. For all of human history, we simply endured. PEMS engineers asked a different question: what if we didn't have to?
"We take excrete and make it discrete, so you don't have to ex-ete."
Every Buttfler Pro Max passes 1,400 hours of independent testing before it earns the name.
In 1958, PEMS filed the first patent for personal exhaust management. No app. No GPS. No bottle opener. Just medical-grade silicone and quiet conviction.
The Buttfler Classic is the device every other model is measured against — the foundation of the entire platform.
Fig. 1 — Personal Exhaust Management Device.
Reproduced from original patent filing. Not to scale. Mostly.
Yes, it's a butt plug. We simply refused to stop there. Choose your configuration.
The Buttfler is a single product family. PEMS operates across twelve specialized divisions, each engineering personal exhaust management for the markets that need it most.
Six modules. Hundreds of configurations. Engineer the exhaust management platform that is unmistakably yours.
Track filter health, review your activity, and never misplace your device again with Last Known Position™.
"I no longer fear elevators. That's a sentence I never thought I'd write."
"My quarterly board meetings have never been more composed. Truly."
"Dignified. Discreet. Finally, a company that takes this seriously."
Founded in 1947, PEMS has spent three quarters of a century solving one of humanity's oldest and least-discussed problems.
In a Toledo garage in 1947, engineer Flavius Aerocolius Ventricus built the first Personal Exhaust Management Device on his own workbench. His colleagues laughed. His neighbors complained. His wife left, briefly. Today, the company he founded operates in 41 markets worldwide.
PEMS engineers mission-critical exhaust management for the most demanding operational environments. The following are PEMS divisions; as a matter of policy, PEMS does not disclose client relationships.
PEMS is the official exhaust management partner across professional and recreational sport.
A truly global company. One mission, every continent.
PEMS Academy offers industry-recognized certification for technicians, dealers, and dedicated enthusiasts.
Seventy-nine years of filings, refilings, and at least one filing the examiner is said to have read twice. A representative selection from the archive:
Located at world headquarters, the PEMS Museum houses the Original Buttfler, historic prototypes, and the complete patent archive. (See Fig. 1, above.)
In the interest of transparency, PEMS maintains a public record of discontinued and recalled products. The most recent voluntary action is reproduced below in full.
Limited editions, individually serialized and numbered. Membership in the Founders Society is by invitation and, occasionally, persistence.
Our Advanced Research division explores the frontier of personal exhaust management. Most of it, we cannot discuss.
Selected publications from PEMS Research Labs:
Join a 79-year-old institution. PEMS offers protected territories, full training through PEMS Academy, and a product line that sells itself — usually as a gift.
Seventy-nine years in, the mission has never been larger. Join the only company on Earth solving this particular problem at this particular scale. On-site, hybrid, and remote roles across 41 markets.
"To our shareholders: this year, we made the world a measurably quieter place. We remain committed to innovating where the sun don't shine."— Office of the CEO, PEMS, Inc.
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