NYSE: PEMS ▲ 1.84% EST. 1947 "HUMANITY DESERVES BETTER." 79 YEARS OF INNOVATION
Introducing Buttfler™ Pro Max

Personal exhaust management, finally engineered.

Seventy-nine years of research. Multi-stage filtration. Silent operation. Meet the world's first integrated rearward utility platform.

4,218 on the waitlist
Buttfler™ Companion — Live Telemetry SYSTEM NOMINAL
Filter Status
98%
Events Today
7
Containment
99.7%
Last Position
Living Room
The Problem

Some problems have been with us
since the very beginning.

Elevators. Date nights. Quiet meetings. For all of human history, we simply endured. PEMS engineers asked a different question: what if we didn't have to?

"We take excrete and make it discrete, so you don't have to ex-ete."

The PEMS Mission · Since 1947
Specifications

Over-engineered on purpose.

Every Buttfler Pro Max passes 1,400 hours of independent testing before it earns the name.

FILTRATION
HEPA13
Multi-stage activated-carbon core captures 99.7% of airborne particulates.
ACOUSTIC DAMPENING
−32dB
Proprietary baffle geometry for confident, discreet operation.
RESPONSE LATENCY
<40ms
Real-time detection and engagement. You'll never know it's working.
BATTERY
18hr
All-day endurance. Wireless charging dock included.
CONNECTIVITY
BLE5.3
Pairs instantly with the Buttfler Companion app for iOS and Android.
DURABILITY
IPX7
Aerospace-grade housing. Medical-grade silicone. Built to last.
10 INTAKE PORT 20 STATUS LED / BLE 12 HEPA-13 FILTER CORE 16 MEDICAL-GRADE HOUSING 14 ACOUSTIC BAFFLE 18 RETENTION BASE FIG. 1 PERSONAL EXHAUST MANAGEMENT DEVICE BUTTFLER™ CLASSIC · U.S. PAT. PENDING · PEMS, INC. SHEET 1 OF 1 · DRAWN TO A SCALE WE'D RATHER NOT SPECIFY
The Original

It began with a single, dignified idea.

In 1958, PEMS filed the first patent for personal exhaust management. No app. No GPS. No bottle opener. Just medical-grade silicone and quiet conviction.

The Buttfler Classic is the device every other model is measured against — the foundation of the entire platform.

Fig. 1 — Personal Exhaust Management Device.
Reproduced from original patent filing. Not to scale. Mostly.

The Lineup

One platform. Every occasion.

Yes, it's a butt plug. We simply refused to stop there. Choose your configuration.

Buttfler Classic
$24.99
Where it all begins. Honest, inert, dependable.
  • Body-safe medical-grade silicone
  • No batteries, no nonsense
  • Whisper-quiet by design
  • Gift-ready packaging
Reserve Classic
FLAGSHIP
Buttfler Pro Max
$89.99
The fully loaded one. Seventy-nine years of engineering, deployed.
  • GPS + Last Known Position™
  • Companion app & live telemetry
  • 18-hr battery · Bluetooth 5.3
  • HEPA-13 multi-stage filtration
Reserve Pro Max
Buttfler Pro
$39.99
The crowd favorite. Everyone's first upgrade.
  • Everything in Classic
  • Integrated bottle opener
  • LED courtesy light
  • Always ready for happy hour
Reserve Pro

Core Product Line THE FOUNDATION

The Original Buttfler™
Activated carbon filtration, noise reduction, replaceable cartridges. "Silent but deadly no more."
$24.99
The Lovely Buttfler™
For the sophisticated farter. Rose, Lavender, Vanilla, Fresh Linen & New Car scent cartridges.
$44.99
The Shart Shield™
Emergency containment chamber, reinforced design. "Trust but verify."
$29.99
The Pill Purse™
Nature's least convenient safe. Hidden compartment, waterproof storage. Travel edition available.
$34.99

PEMS Thermal Series NEW FOR 2027

The Polar Buttfler™
Arctic Gel Core™ · Cryo-Retention Technology™. Up to 45 minutes of cooling comfort.* "When things are getting a little heated, keep your cool."
$54.99
The Fireside Buttfler™
Thermo-Core™ Technology · Hot-Water Activation · gentle heat retention. "Warm. Comfortable. Emotionally supportive."
$54.99
*According to highly questionable internal studies.

The Four Seasons Collection™ YEAR-ROUND COMFORT

Spring
Fresh Scent Cartridge.
included
Summer
The Polar Buttfler™.
included
Autumn
Campfire Scent Cartridge™.
included
Winter
The Fireside Buttfler™.
included

PEMS Sports Division™ PERFORMANCE EXHAUST

Golf Buttfler™
Automatically announces "FORE!" Divot tool holder. Country Club Edition.
$49.99
NASSCAR™ Series
Race graphics, pit-stop filters, Night Race LED package. Cup Series Edition.
$54.99
Football Buttfler™
Touchdown lights, crowd-noise speaker. Tailgate Edition.
$49.99
Baseball Buttfler™
Organ sounds, stadium announcements. Seventh Inning Stretch Edition.
$44.99
Bowling Buttfler™
Strike sound effects. Turkey Mode™.
$39.99
Cyclist Buttfler™
Carbon fiber, aero package. "Saves 0.000001 watts." Cyclists argue online for years.
$129.99
The Tailgater™
Team colors, whistle, LED, bottle opener. "Opens beers. Starts conversations. Ends some of them."
$44.99

PEMS Military Solutions™ FREEDOM ISN'T FREE. NEITHER IS FILTRATION.

Tactical Buttfler™
Matte black, MOLLE compatible — nobody knows why. Night-vision compatible.
$64.99
Special Forces Buttfler™
Ultra-quiet operation, military-grade filtration. Classified features.
$89.99
Desert Storm Edition™
Sand-resistant design, extreme-temperature tested.
$74.99
Navy Edition™
Saltwater resistant. Maritime operations package.
$74.99
Air Force Edition™
High-altitude certification, pressure-equalization valves.
$79.99
Space Force Edition™
Zero-gravity ready. Cosmic Edition. "Houston, we have propulsion."
$89.99

PEMS Outdoor Systems™ LEAVE NO TRACE. DETECT NO TRACE.

Hunter's Buttfler™
Camouflage, scent suppression. Deer Camp Edition.
$59.99
Fisherman's Buttfler™
Waterproof, floating design. Tournament Series.
$54.99
Camping Buttfler™
Bear Deterrent Mode, lantern attachment. Survival Edition.
$64.99
The Survival Buttfler™
Compass, fire starter, whistle, GPS. "When civilization collapses, you'll still have options."
$64.99
The Expedition Series™
GPS, altimeter, barometer, weather alerts. "For explorers who take preparedness seriously."
$129.99

PEMS Family Solutions™ LIFE'S QUIET MILESTONES

Gender Reveal Buttfler™
Blue Powder or Pink Powder Edition. "One puff. Two futures."
$34.99
New Dad Buttfler™
Sleep-deprivation mode, diaper-bag clip.
$39.99
The Dad Edition™
Flashlight, reading-glasses holder. "Back in my day…"
$39.99
Anniversary Edition™
For the milestone you survived together.
$49.99
Wedding Edition™
Something old, something silent.
$49.99
New Mom Buttfler™
Hands-free operation — hers are full. Whisper-quiet, because the baby finally fell asleep.
$39.99
The Mom Edition™
Sees everything. Says nothing. Already knows it was you.
$39.99

Ladies' Collection FOR HER

The Pink Ladies Edition™
Rose-gold finish, scented filter, matching travel pouch. For the ladies who run the group chat.
$49.99
The Butch Series™
Matte black, heavy-duty hardware, no-nonsense engineering. A manly Buttfler for the manly ladies.
$49.99

PEMS Party Systems™ PLEASE DEPLOY RESPONSIBLY

Party Buttfler™
Built-in whistle, multiple tones. Collect all 12 notes and play songs with your friends and family. Musical edition.
$34.99
Party Sharty™
Confetti deployment system, streamer launcher. Birthday & Wedding editions. Warning label may be required.
$39.99
Rave Buttfler™
RGB lighting, music synchronization, rechargeable battery. Festival Edition.
$42.99
Bachelor Party Edition™
What happens in the Buttfler stays in the Buttfler.
$44.99

PEMS Personal Defense™ YOUR LAST LINE OF DEFENSE

The Skunk Trunk™
Maximum deterrence. When retreat is not an option — the last line of defense.
$44.99
CamoFlatch™
Cover-fog deployment for tactical concealment. It's green…
$54.99
Home Defense Edition™
For when the perimeter is breached.
$79.99
Tactical Odor Deployment System™
Controlled deployment, plausible deniability.
$99.99

Retirement Collection THE GOLDEN YEARS

Golden Years Buttfler™
Extra-comfort design, easy-grip removal handle, large-print instructions.
$59.99
The Retirement Edition™
"Finally someone else can deal with it."
$59.99
Retirement Party Buttfler™
Confetti launcher. Plays "Take This Job and Shove It."
$54.99
Florida Edition™
Flamingo graphics, sunshine-yellow finish.
$49.99

Professional Collection THE C-SUITE

Executive Buttfler™
Carbon-fiber finish, Bluetooth app, productivity metrics. LinkedIn integration for absolutely no reason.
$149.99
The Executive Elite™
Titanium, NFC business card. "For boardrooms and mergers."
$149.99
Lawyer Edition™
"Bills by the hour."
$399.99
Accountant Edition™
"Tracks every emission."
$129.99
Politician Edition™
"Claims it wasn't responsible. Denies everything."
undisclosed

Holiday Collection SEASONAL RELEASES

Christmas Buttfler™
Jingle bells, candy-cane finish.
$39.99
Halloween Buttfler™
Ghost noises, pumpkin orange.
$39.99
Valentine's Buttfler™
Heart-shaped packaging.
$44.99
Fourth of July Buttfler™
Mini streamer launcher, patriotic LED package.
$44.99

Emergency Response Collection FOR THE FIRST RESPONDERS

EMT Buttfler™
Biohazard-resistant.
$69.99
Firefighter Buttfler™
Heat resistant.
$69.99
Police Buttfler™
Siren mode.
$69.99

Tracking & Recovery GPS SERIES

GPS Buttfler™
Real-time tracking, Find My Buttfler™ app, geofencing alerts. "Warning: your Buttfler has left the premises."
$79.99
The Lost & Found™
GPS + LED locator beacon with Emergency Location Ping. "Buttfler located under couch."
$84.99
The Treasure Tracker™
Ultra-wideband finder tag on the item network. "Because some treasures are worth finding."
$69.99
The Navigator™
GPS + compass. "Always points south."
$74.99
The Pirate Buttfler™
GPS + compass. "X marks the spot."
$49.99

Utility & Multi-Tool EVERYDAY CARRY

Bottle Opener Buttfler™
Stainless opener. Tailgate & Barbecue editions. "Forgot your bottle opener? Not anymore."
$34.99
The Swiss-Ass™
Opener, compass, flashlight, measuring tape, mini screwdriver. The multi-tool.
$59.99
The Keychain Buttfler™
Mini collectible: flashlight, opener, key ring. No contact required — the gateway gag.
$12

Premium Collection THE COLLECTOR'S TIER

Buttfler Elite™
Titanium body, serialized, velvet display case.
$399.99
Founder's Edition™
Limited to first 250 owners. Lifetime Founding Buttfler status, Certificate of Flatulence Excellence, numbered plaque.
$999.99

Future Products IN DEVELOPMENT

SmartButtfler™
AI-powered analytics: fart velocity, decibel measurements, odor scoring.
TBA
The AI Buttfler™
Velocity tracking, odor analytics, monthly reports. "You've achieved Platinum Gas Status."
TBA
Buttfler Pro Max Ultra™
Nobody knows what it does. Costs $1,999. People buy it anyway.
$1,999

Jed-Eye™ Build Options BUILD YOUR OWN · CONFIGURATOR BELOW

Body
Classic Silicone · Titanium Pro · Carbon Fiber
from $0
Filtration Core
HEPA-11 · HEPA-13 · Activated Carbon
from $0
Sound Module
Silent · Whisper · Announcement
from $0
Light Module
None · Courtesy LED · Tactical Strobe
from $0
Scent Cartridge
Unscented · Mountain Air · Campfire
from $0
End Cap
Standard · Bottle Opener · GPS Beacon
from $0

Accessories OPTIONS & PROVISIONS

HEPA-13 Cartridges
Replacement filtration core. 3-pack.
$19.99
Wireless Charging Dock
Wireless charging base.
$29.99
Travel & Storage Case
Hard-shell carry case.
$24.99
Buttfler Companion App
iOS & Android. Last Known Position™, Emission Events, Filter Status.
Free

Merch THE GIFT SHOP

Sticker Pack
PEMS logo sticker set.
$6
"Sun Don't Shine" Tee
PEMS tee. "Innovating where the sun don't shine."
$24
PEMS Trucker Hat
Embroidered PEMS exhaust mark.
$22
Standalone Bottle Opener
Keychain bottle opener.
$9
Our Divisions

One company. Every angle of the problem.

The Buttfler is a single product family. PEMS operates across twelve specialized divisions, each engineering personal exhaust management for the markets that need it most.

PEMS Sports Division™
Performance exhaust for the competitive athlete.
FLAGSHIP — THE GOLF BUTTFLER™
PEMS Racing Division™
Official Racing Exhaust Management System.
FLAGSHIP — NASSCAR™
PEMS Tactical Solutions™
"Freedom isn't free. Neither is filtration."
FLAGSHIP — THE TACTICAL BUTTFLER™
PEMS Family Solutions™
For life's quiet milestones.
FLAGSHIP — THE GENDER REVEAL™
PEMS Party Systems™
Celebration deployment. Please deploy responsibly.
FLAGSHIP — PARTY SHARTY™
PEMS Personal Defense™
Your last line of defense.
FLAGSHIP — SKUNK TRUNK™
PEMS Outdoor Systems™
Leave no trace. Detect no trace.
FLAGSHIP — THE EXPEDITION™
PEMS Aviation Division™
Pressurized peace of mind at altitude.
CABIN-CLASS CERTIFIED
PEMS Maritime Division™
Calm seas. Calmer cabins.
IPX7 · SALT-RATED
PEMS Luxury Collection™
Discretion, rendered in titanium.
FLAGSHIP — EXECUTIVE ELITE™
PEMS Corporate Gifting™
The gift that says what you can't.
VOLUME PRICING AVAILABLE
PEMS Research Labs™
Tomorrow's silence, engineered today.
DIVISION OF ADVANCED FILTRATION
PEMS Creator Series

Jed-Eye™. Build your own Buttfler.

Six modules. Hundreds of configurations. Engineer the exhaust management platform that is unmistakably yours.

Body
Colorway
Finish
Texture
Filtration Core
Sound Module
Light Module
Scent Cartridge
End Cap

Your Build

Estimated total$49
The Companion App

Total situational awareness.

Track filter health, review your activity, and never misplace your device again with Last Known Position™.

Last Known Position™
Locate your Buttfler in seconds. Discreet beacon mode available.
Emission Events log
Daily, weekly, and annual reporting. Export to PDF for your records.
Filter Status alerts
Know exactly when to swap your cartridge. Auto-reorder optional.
Today
Filter Status98% — Good
Emission Events7
Containment Rate99.7%
Acoustic ProfileWhisper
Last Known PositionLiving Room
Next Servicein 11 days
Early Access Owners

People are talking.
Quietly.

★★★★★

"I no longer fear elevators. That's a sentence I never thought I'd write."

M.R. · Verified Owner
★★★★★

"My quarterly board meetings have never been more composed. Truly."

D.K. · Verified Owner
★★★★★

"Dignified. Discreet. Finally, a company that takes this seriously."

A.T. · Verified Owner
Our Heritage

Seventy-nine years of quiet conviction.

Founded in 1947, PEMS has spent three quarters of a century solving one of humanity's oldest and least-discussed problems.

Flavius Aerocolius Ventricus, founder of PEMS, in his Toledo workshop, 1947
FLAVIUS AEROCOLIUS VENTRICUS · FOUNDER & CHIEF ENGINEER · EST. 1947

The man who refused to suffer in silence.

In a Toledo garage in 1947, engineer Flavius Aerocolius Ventricus built the first Personal Exhaust Management Device on his own workbench. His colleagues laughed. His neighbors complained. His wife left, briefly. Today, the company he founded operates in 41 markets worldwide.

— "Humanity deserves better."
1947
A company is born.
Flavius A. Ventricus founds PEMS and hand-builds the Original Buttfler. The Toledo garage is later designated a national landmark (pending).
1958
The first patent.
U.S. Patent granted for the Personal Exhaust Management Device. Fig. 1 still hangs in the lobby.
1969
The space program.
PEMS engineers are consulted on cabin air management. Details remain classified.
1977
PEMS goes public.
Listed on the New York Stock Exchange under the symbol PEMS. The opening bell is described by attendees as "muffled."
1984
The Great Recall.
The Buttfler Maxx is voluntarily recalled. The company emerges stronger, quieter, and considerably more careful.
1991
Tactical Solutions founded.
PEMS expands into the defense sector. "Freedom isn't free. Neither is filtration."
2003
Congressional hearings.
PEMS cooperated fully. No further comment was deemed necessary.
2012
The comeback.
The SmartButtfler line ushers in the connected era. Containment rates reach an all-time high.
2026
The modern era.
The Buttfler Pro Max launches to record demand. The mission continues.
PHOTO WITHHELD
PENDING DECLASSIFICATION
FOUNDER VENTRICUS MEETS THE ADMINISTRATION · WASHINGTON, 1954 · IMAGE CLASSIFIED UNDER PROTOCOL 7-B
Public Sector Solutions

When failure is not an option.

PEMS engineers mission-critical exhaust management for the most demanding operational environments. The following are PEMS divisions; as a matter of policy, PEMS does not disclose client relationships.

PEMS Tactical Solutions™
Field-ready containment for high-stakes operations.
"FREEDOM ISN'T FREE. NEITHER IS FILTRATION."
PEMS Military Systems™
Ruggedized platforms, built to spec.
MIL-STD CANDIDATE
PEMS Space Division™
Zero-gravity exhaust management.
FLAGSHIP — THE SPACE FORCE EDITION™
PEMS Maritime Systems™
Below-deck air integrity at sea.
SALT-RATED · IPX7
PEMS Homeland Security™
Domestic readiness and rapid response.
VENDOR ID PENDING
PEMS Emergency Response™
Deployable units for crisis scenarios.
24 / 7 / 365
Sports & Sponsorships

Proud partner of the games you love.

PEMS is the official exhaust management partner across professional and recreational sport.

International

Operating in 41 markets worldwide.

A truly global company. One mission, every continent.

PEMS Europe
Headquartered in Geneva.
EST. 1961
PEMS Asia
Headquartered in Singapore.
EST. 1978
PEMS Australia
Headquartered in Melbourne.
EST. 1985
PEMS Antarctica Research Division
The coldest, quietest place on Earth.
POP. 12
PEMS Academy

Training the next generation of filtration professionals.

PEMS Academy offers industry-recognized certification for technicians, dealers, and dedicated enthusiasts.

Certified Filtration Technician
Foundational certification. 40 hours.
LEVEL I
Master Filtration Technician
Advanced diagnostics and field repair.
LEVEL III
Certified PEMS Educator
Train the trainers.
FACULTY TRACK
Intellectual Property

Protected by 2,400 patents.
Approximately.

Seventy-nine years of filings, refilings, and at least one filing the examiner is said to have read twice. A representative selection from the archive:

US 2,847,193
Personal Exhaust Management Device. The foundational filing — Fig. 1, above.
GRANTED 1958
US 3,201,556
Multi-Stage Acoustic Baffle Geometry. The −32dB breakthrough.
GRANTED 1965
US 4,455,902
Method & Apparatus for Discreet Rearward Venting.
GRANTED 1984
US 5,990,118
Wireless Telemetry System for Containment Apparatus.
GRANTED 1999
US 7,233,401
Last Known Position™ Locating & Recovery System.
GRANTED 2007
US 9,118,776
Thermo-Core™ Hot-Water Activation Assembly.
GRANTED 2015
US 11,402,889
Predictive Engagement Method with Sub-40ms Detection Latency.
PENDING
USD — Design
Ornamental design of the Buttfler Pro Max housing.
PENDING

Peer-Reviewed Evidence PUBLISHED RESEARCH

Containment Efficacy of HEPA-13 Rearward Filtration
A double-blind, placebo-controlled trial. n=400. Containment improvement vs. control: 99.7% (p<0.001). Journal of Applied Containment, Vol. 14.
2026
Methodology available to qualified institutions on request. Please do not request the methodology.
The PEMS Museum & Hall of Fame

Preserving the legacy.

Located at world headquarters, the PEMS Museum houses the Original Buttfler, historic prototypes, and the complete patent archive. (See Fig. 1, above.)

The Original Buttfler (1947)
Ventricus's hand-built prototype. Permanent collection.
ON DISPLAY
The Patent Archive
Every filing since 1958.
2,400+ DOCUMENTS
PEMS Hall of Fame
Honoring the engineers who dared.
CLASS OF 2026
Product Recall Archive

We learn from everything.

In the interest of transparency, PEMS maintains a public record of discontinued and recalled products. The most recent voluntary action is reproduced below in full.

SAFETY BULLETIN 2019-04 · VOLUNTARY RECALL

Affected product: The Buttfler Mini™ — production years 2008 through 2018.
Affected serial range: BM-08-000001 through BM-18-994120 (inclusive).
Condition: under sustained load, a limited number of units may exceed labeled acoustic tolerances.
Remedy: owners are entitled to one complimentary HEPA-13 cartridge and a sincere apology, at no cost.
Action required: discontinue use in enclosed or shared spaces and contact your Certified PEMS Dealer to arrange service.
This bulletin is issued voluntarily and out of an abundance of caution. PEMS stands behind every serial number it has ever shipped.
The Buttfler Maxx (1984)
Recalled. Exceeded all reasonable specifications.
RECALLED
The Surround Sound Edition (1996)
Discontinued. The market was not ready.
DISCONTINUED
The Self-Heating Model (2001)
Recalled out of an abundance of caution.
RECALLED
The Buttfler Mini (2008)
Too easily misplaced. Superseded by Find My Buttfler™.
DISCONTINUED
The Founders Society

For the dedicated collector.

Limited editions, individually serialized and numbered. Membership in the Founders Society is by invitation and, occasionally, persistence.

Serialized Editions
Each unit individually numbered.
LIMITED RUN
The Founders Society
Early access and members-only releases.
BY INVITATION
Rare Releases
Anniversary and commemorative models.
THE VAULT
PEMS Research Labs

Tomorrow's silence, today.

Our Advanced Research division explores the frontier of personal exhaust management. Most of it, we cannot discuss.

Active Projects

Project REDACTED — predictive containment. Status: REDACTED
Project REDACTED — ambient neutralization field. Status: promising.
Project REDACTEDREDACTED REDACTED REDACTED
Clearance required for further detail.

Selected publications from PEMS Research Labs:

Comparative Thermal Retention Analysis of Rearward Comfort Platforms
37 pages. Extensively graphed. No actionable findings.
2027
Franchise Opportunities

Become a Certified PEMS Dealer.

Join a 79-year-old institution. PEMS offers protected territories, full training through PEMS Academy, and a product line that sells itself — usually as a gift.

Protected territory
Exclusive rights in your market.
Full training & certification
Through PEMS Academy.
Turnkey support
Marketing, supply chain, and ongoing guidance.
Dealer Inquiry
Territories open37
Avg. ramp time90 days
Initial investmentInquire
Ongoing supportFull
Careers at PEMS

We're hiring. Quietly.

Seventy-nine years in, the mission has never been larger. Join the only company on Earth solving this particular problem at this particular scale. On-site, hybrid, and remote roles across 41 markets.

Olfactory QA Engineer
Validate containment performance against internal sensory benchmarks. A strong constitution is required. Toledo · Hybrid.
FULL-TIME
Senior Acoustic Dampening Architect
Own the baffle roadmap. −32dB is the floor, not the ceiling. Toledo · On-site.
FULL-TIME
Director of Discretion
Lead external communications. If you have to ask what we do, you may already be a fit. Geneva.
FULL-TIME
Containment Data Scientist
Model Emission Events and telemetry at fleet scale. Python, discretion, composure. Singapore · Hybrid.
FULL-TIME
Field Filtration Technician
PEMS Academy Level III certification required. Frequent travel. 41 markets.
FULL-TIME
Curator, The PEMS Museum
Steward the Original Buttfler and the 2,400-document patent archive. Toledo · On-site.
PART-TIME
Summer Internship Program
A formative ten weeks. Course credit available. You will never describe a houseplant the same way again.
SEASONAL
PEMS is an equal-opportunity employer. We do not discuss the work at parties.
Investor Relations

Fiscal year 2026, in review.

312%
Net Filtration Revenue YoY
1.2M+
Units Deployed
99.97%
Containment Uptime
41
Global Markets Served

"To our shareholders: this year, we made the world a measurably quieter place. We remain committed to innovating where the sun don't shine."— Office of the CEO, PEMS, Inc.

Corporate Milestones
1947PEMS founded in a Toledo, Ohio garage.
1958First patent filed (U.S. 2,847,193).
1961First international office opens in Geneva.
1974First institutional fleet deployment.
1977Initial public offering (NYSE: PEMS).
1984Voluntary product recall (Buttfler Maxx). The company emerges stronger.
2008Digital monitoring initiatives begin.
2012SmartButtfler™ platform launches.
2026Buttfler Pro Max launches to record demand.
2027Thermal Series launch (projected).
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